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Let me tell you a story. I had a date with this girl all lined up. I went to her place to pick her up. I knocked on her door a few times but she never came to the door. I tried my luck and turned the doorknob. Her door was unlocked! But what do I find inside? This girl was riding some other bastard’s cock right there on the living room couch. I wanted to be angry but it was just going to be a first date anyway. So I just pulled out my cock and started jerking off right there. After I finished, I left and went to McDonalds. The woman behind the register asked what I wanted. I ordered a 20 piece McNugget meal. It was delicious.

And that, my children, is how I met your mother.